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Joke Topic - 'Working'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Working'.

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Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

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