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Joke Topic - 'Worms'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Worms'.
My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Great big holes in your garden.
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On a waterbed.
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How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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