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Joke Topic - 'Worms'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Worms'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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