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Joke Topic - 'Worry'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Worry'.

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Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Strawberry

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Railway

Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

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