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Joke Topic - 'Worse'


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Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

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