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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Marriage

Nothing causes more arguments in the home than marriage.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Santa Claus

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.

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