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Joke Topic - 'Write'


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Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.


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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Synonyms

Is there another word for synonym?
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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