Joke Topic - 'Write'

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Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

Is there another word for synonym?

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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