Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Parakeets
What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
Christmas
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
Synonyms
Is there another word for synonym?
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.