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Joke Topic - 'Wrong'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Wrong'.

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I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!


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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Dinosaur

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

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