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Joke Topic - 'Yawn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawn'.

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

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