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Joke Topic - 'Yawning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Alcohol

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Birds

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Historian

Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

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