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Joke Topic - 'Yorkshiremen'


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How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.


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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
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The Moon

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Fishing

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!

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