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Joke Topic - 'Young'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.


The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.


I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.


What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?

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