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Joke Topic - 'Young'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

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