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Joke Topic - 'Your Apology'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Apology'.


I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.


Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.


What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

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