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Joke Topic - 'Your Apology'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Apology'.

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I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Bees

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

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