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Joke Topic - 'Zebra'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zebra'.


What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.


You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.


Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.


Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.


How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.


Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.


We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

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