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Joke Topic - 'Zebra'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zebra'.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Archaeologists

Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.
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Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.

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