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Joke Topic - 'Zebras'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zebras'.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.


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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Teachers

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

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