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Joke Topic - 'Zebras'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zebras'.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

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One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.


You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.


I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem


Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.


What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

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