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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Judge

The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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