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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'B' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'B'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'B'
Bath
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Basement
What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
A cellar-bration.
Baseball
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Basketball
Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.
The players dribbled all over it.
Basketball
What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
A bouncing baby boa.
Baseball
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
When he makes a call.
Baseball
What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
Throw a party.
Bath
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Basketball
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
Hula hoops.