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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Cannibals - Cannonball - Cannot - Captain Kirk - Car - Car Battery - Car Driver - Car Drivers - Cards - Career - Careful - Cargo - Carols - Carpets - Carrots - Cars - Cash - Cashiers - Castles - Cat.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

Car battery

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.