Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'F'
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Fathers
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Fathers
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Favorite
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Father Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Feathers
The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
Father Christmas
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
Father Christmas
What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
Favorite
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.