Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'
Garage
Did you hear about the motorist on a tour of Scotland who went into a garage and asked them to fit his car with a set of Mull of Kin tyres?
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Garlic
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Game
Football is only a game - until your team loses.
Garden
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Garden
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Garlic
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Garlic
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Game
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
