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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Haggis - Hair - Hair Cut - Hairdressers - Hallucinations - Ham - Hamburgers - Hamsters - Hands - Happiest - Happy - Happy Meal - Hat - Haunt - Haunted - Haunting - Having A Bad Day - Headache - Headaches - Health Insurance.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'

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Hair

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Hair

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Hairdressers

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Hair

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Hallucinations

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Hair

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Hair cut

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Hair

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.