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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'
Hairdressers
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Hair
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Hair
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Half a mind
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Hairdresser
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
A styling mousse.
Hair
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
Hair
Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
Hair
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
You always get into people's hair.
Hair
What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
Honey-combs.