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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Haggis - Hair - Hair Cut - Hairdresser - Hairdressers - Halloween - Hallucinations - Ham - Hamburgers - Hamsters - Hands - Happiest - Happy - Happy Meal - Hat - Haunt - Haunted - Haunting - Having A Bad Day - Headache.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'


Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?


What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


What do bees use to brush their hair?


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!


Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.