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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Kangaroos - Karate - Kermit - Kettles - Keys - Kidding - Kidnapping - Kidneys - Kilt - Kilts - King - King Arthur - King Harold - King Kong - Kings - Kipper - Kissed - Kitchens - Kitten - Kitty.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'

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Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
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Kermit

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Kidding

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.