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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Kangaroos - Kangeroo - Karate - Kermit - Kettles - Keys - Kidding - Kidnapping - Kidneys - Kilt - Kilts - King - King Arthur - King Harold - King Kong - Kings - Kipper - Kissed - Kitchens - Kitten.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'

Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Kangeroo

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.

Kermit

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.

Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Keys

What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.