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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Kangaroos - Kangeroo - Karate - Keep - Keep Your Mouth Shut - Kennel Club - Kermit - Kettles - Key - Keys - Kidding - Kidnapping - Kidneys - Kilt - Kilts - King - King Arthur - King Harold - King Kong - Kings.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.

Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

Kangeroo

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

Karate

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Kennel club

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.