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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lifeguards - Light - Light Bulb - Light Bulbs - Lightning - Lights - Like - Limp - Lion - Lions - Listen - Listened - Listening - Litter - Litterbugs - Little - Live - Liverpool - Lives - Lizards.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

Light bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

Light bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

Light bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

Light bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

Light bulbs

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Light bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Lightning

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Light bulbs

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

Light bulbs

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.