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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Memory - Men - Menu - Mercedes - Merrier - Merry Christmas - Message - Mice - Mickey Mouse - Microscope - Middle Name - Milk - Milk Shakes - Milked - Milkmaids - Millionaire - Mind - Minimum - Mirror - Misfortune.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Mercedes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Memory

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

Men

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Memory

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Memory

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Memory

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.