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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mosquito - Mosquitoes - Mother - Mother Superior - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorbike - Motorist - Motorists - Mountains - Mouse - Mousetraps - Mousse - Mouth - Movies - MP - Muesli - Mugged - Muggers - Multitasking.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

Mother

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

Mother in law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Mother in law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.

Mother in law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.

Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

Mother

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!