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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'O'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'O'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Obedient - Obesity - Octal - Octopus - Offers - Office - Office Parties - Office Party - Offices - Oil - Ointment - Old - Old Age - Old Ladies - Old Lady - Oliver Twist - Omelette - Omlette - On The Run - On Time.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'O'

Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.

Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

Obedient

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.

Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.

Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.

Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Octopus

Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.