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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Pencil - Penguins - People - Perfect - Perforation - Perfume - Perfumes - Perjury - Permanent - Permission - Permit - Person - Personality - Pessimists - Pet - Pet Shop - Pet Store - Pets - Phone - Photographers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

People

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Penguins

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

Perforation

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Perforation is a rip-off

Penguins

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

Perfume

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.

Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.