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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
People
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Penguins
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
Perforation
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Perforation is a rip-off
Perforation is a rip-off
Penguins
Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
Perfume
What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
A best smeller.
Perfume
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Acne carriages.
People
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
People
Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
Mum and dad.