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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Physchiatrists - Physciatrist - Physiatrists - Piano - Pianos - Pick - Pick Your Friends - Pickle - Picnic - Picture - Pictures - Pie - Pies - Pig - Pigeons - Piglets - Pigs - Pills - Pilot - Pilots.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'


What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."


What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!


Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.


Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.