Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Pain
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Pancakes
Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Paid
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Pain
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
