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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Pancakes
Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
Because they both need a good batter.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
A coat of paint.
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Pain
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Pain
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.