Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Painter
Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
Paid
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Pancakes
Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Pain
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Pampered
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Pain
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Pain
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.