Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'Q'

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?