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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'R' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'R'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'R'
Remember
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Remembered
Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'
Remember
You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Remind
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Remembered
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
He remembered it.
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
Rent
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Remember
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Remember
There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.