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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Shiver - Shocking - Shoes - Shoplifter - Shopper - Shopping - Short Cuts - Shorts - Shower - Showing You Up - Shrinking - Shy - Sibling Rivalry - Sick - Sick Leave - Sides - Signs - Silence - Silly - Similarity.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Shopping

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

Shopping

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Shopping

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Shocking

What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!

Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Shopping

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Shopping

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

Shoes

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Shopper

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.