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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Shiver - Shocking - Shoes - Shoplifter - Shopper - Shopping - Short Cuts - Shorts - Shower - Showing You Up - Shrinking - Shy - Sibling Rivalry - Sick - Sick Leave - Sides - Signs - Silence - Silly - Similarity.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.


Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.


Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.


What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.