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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 9
This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Sorry
"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
Soup
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Put 14 carrots in it.
Soup
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
Soup
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Soup
Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
That's your soup, sir.
Song
I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
Song
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jingle Smells.
Soup
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
Sorry
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
An Apollo G.