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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.
The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Uncle - Uncles - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unqualified - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind - Upholstery - USA - Useful - Useless.
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'
Umbrella
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Ugly
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Ugly
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
how big she would get ...
Ugly
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Umpire
What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
Ugly
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
