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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'

This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Uncle - Uncles - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unqualified - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind - Upholstery - USA - Useful - Useless.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.


What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.


My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.