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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Uncles - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Unwind - Upholstery - USA - Useful - Useless.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

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Ugly

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
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Umpire

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Uncles

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
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Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Ugly

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.