Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'
Ugly
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Umpire
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his
lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
Umpire
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
UFO
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
Ugly
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Uncle
My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
Umbrella
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Umpire
What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.
