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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - UFO - Ugly - Umbrella - Umbrellas - Umpire - Uncle - Uncles - Underground - Understand - Undertaker - Undertakers - Ungrateful - Unpopular - Unqualified - Unreliable - Untidy - Unwilling - Unwind - Upholstery - USA.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Ugly

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Umpire

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

Umpire

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

UFO

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

Ugly

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

Umbrella

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Umpire

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.