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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'
Ugly
MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you
still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Umpire
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
When he makes a call.
Uncles
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Ugly
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Ugly
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Uncles
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Ugly
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
Ugly
What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
The Incredible Sulk.