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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'
Vacations
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
Vampires
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
A new fangled device.
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Vampires
What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
A blood test.
Vampires
What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
A stake out.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
Vampires
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Vampires
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
Vacations
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
To unwind.