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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.
The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victorian - Vikings.
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Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Vacations
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
Vampires
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
Vampires
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Vacation
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Vampires
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Vacation
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Vacation
How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
