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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquists - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victorian - Vikings - Village - Villagers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Vampires

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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Vampires

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Vampires

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.