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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

Vampires

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Vacation

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Vampires

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.