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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'
Vampires
What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
A stake out.
Vanity
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
Vampires
What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
Stakehouses!
Vacations
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
Vampires
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
Vampires
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
A new fangled device.
Vacation
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.