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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victorian - Vikings.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Vacations

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

Vampires

Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.

Vampires

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Vacation

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Vacation

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Vampires

Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!