Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'
Vacation
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
Vampires
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Vacation
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Varnish
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
Vampires
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Vampires
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Vampires
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
