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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'V'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'V'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Vacation - Vacations - Vampire - Vampires - Vanity - Varnish - Vegetable - Vegetables - Vegetarian - Vegetarians - Vending Machine - Ventriloquist - Ventriloquists - Vessels - Vet - Veterinarians - Vets - Vicar - Vicious - Victim.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'V'

Vampires

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!

Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Vampires

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

Vacation

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.