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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Whisky - Wick - Widow - Wife - Wig - Wild - Will - William Shakespeare - Wimps - Window - Window Shopping - Windows - Winning - Winter - Wisdom - Wishes - Witch - Witch Doctors - Witches - Wives.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


What does a bee call his wife?


Bill: Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Fred: Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.


Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.


What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.