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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'
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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
Waiters
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Waiters
You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Waiters
How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
The breast stroke, sir.