Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Waiters
Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Waiters
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
