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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiter - Waiters - Waitress - Wake Up - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wanted - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

Waiters

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Waiters

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.