Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
Waiters
A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
Waiters
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
