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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Waffles - Waiters - Waitress - Wales - Walk - Wallet - Wallets - Walt Disney - Wash - Watch - Watchdogs - Watches - Watchman - Water - Waterbed - Wave - Weak - Wealthy - Weather - Websites.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'

Waiters

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

Waiters

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.