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Maths

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.

Run

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Sweater

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

Outer Space

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

Vampires

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Howl

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Remember

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.

Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

Spaceships

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.