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travel

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.

birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.

tires

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.

King Harold

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

love

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

blood

Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.