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broomsticks

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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hair

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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license

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Christmas

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
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cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.