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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

Eat

Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Fly

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.

Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

Magic

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.