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intelligent

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

milk

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

game

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

old

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

monkey wrench

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

home

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.