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light bulbs

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

feel guilty

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

girlfriends

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.