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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

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Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.

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What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

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Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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What did the little bunny rabbit say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.

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What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

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How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.


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