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What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

What did the little bunny rabbit say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.

What should do you do for a pig that has a sore leg?
Rub it with oinkment.

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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