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A farmer was busy milking one of his cows. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a small bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his milk pail. It went in one ear and out the udder.

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

What breed of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

What do you give a sick parrot?

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