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Here are are more of our funny jokes about animals.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

On the glass door of the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF THE DOG!. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor next to the cash register. He asked the storekeeper, "Is THAT the dog we are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but laugh. "It certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world do you need that sign?"
"Because," the storekeeper replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

What dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.

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