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Here is our selection of funny jokes about animals.

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When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

Submitted by: Adam

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.

Submitted by: Julie

One day a salesman dropped in to see a business customer. He found that the office was deserted except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his eyes were playing tricks on him. Just then, the dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised, sir this is all part of my job."
"That's simply incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm must tell your boss what a fantastic asset he has in you a dog that is able to talk!"
"No, no, please don't do that" said the dog. "If my boss finds out I that can talk, he'll make me answer the phones as well as clean the office."

Submitted by: Nigel

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