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Here is our selection of funny jokes about animals. There are 35 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Animals
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Jokes About Animals
How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
Jokes About Animals
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Jokes About Animals
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
Jokes About Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
Jokes About Animals
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
Jokes About Animals
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
Jokes About Animals
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Jokes About Animals
Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
Jokes About Animals
Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.

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