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Jokes About Astronauts - Page 1


Here are some jokes about astronauts and space travel. There are 8 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Jokes About Astronauts
If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Jokes About Astronauts
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
Jokes About Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
Jokes About Astronauts
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
Jokes About Astronauts
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
Jokes About Astronauts
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Jokes About Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.


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