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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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He went to visit the loan shark.

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Pie in the sky.

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I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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