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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1


Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.


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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.

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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.