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Jokes About Bachelors - Page 1

Here are some jokes about bachelors. There are 5 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Jokes About Bachelors
A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
Jokes About Bachelors
How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
Jokes About Bachelors
Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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Patient: Flu.

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.