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Here are some jokes about birds. There are 10 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Birds
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
Jokes About Birds
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Jokes About Birds
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
Jokes About Birds
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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Jokes About Birds
What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
Jokes About Birds
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
Jokes About Birds
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Jokes About Birds
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
Jokes About Birds
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Jokes About Birds
My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.