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Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1


Here are some jokes about Birthdays. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Birthdays
A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
Jokes About Birthdays
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
Jokes About Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Jokes About Birthdays
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Jokes About Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Jokes About Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!