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Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1
Here are some jokes about Birthdays. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
After it’s been sliced.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
They melted.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Rabbits
What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies.
Sharpest
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Santa Claus
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.