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Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1


Here are some jokes about Birthdays. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Birthdays
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
Jokes About Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Jokes About Birthdays
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Jokes About Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Jokes About Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
Jokes About Birthdays
How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a party.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Termite.
Termite who?
Termite's the night!

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!