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Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1
Here are some jokes about Birthdays. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know
what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
After it’s been sliced.
How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a party.
He had a whale of a party.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
He's been on the run for the last month.
Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
Because they were on strike.
Fred: Can you lend me a dollar please?
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Joe: I'm sorry but I can't do that.
Fred: Why not?
Joe: Because I don't believe in passing the buck.
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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