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A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

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We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

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Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

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How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

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What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

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What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

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What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Submitted by: MATTY

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I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

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Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.


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