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Jokes About Blondes - Page 2

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A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.

How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

Submitted by: MATTY

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

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