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On her way home a dumb blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

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Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

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Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

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Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!


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