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Here are more old and corny jokes and funny stories about cannibals.


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Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

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A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened and he floated gently down towards a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot in which the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, "whats this flier doing in my soup?"

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"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."

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What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

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What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?

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1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

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A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

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What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.


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