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Jokes About Cannibals - Page 1


Here is our selection of old and corny jokes and funny stories about cannibals. There are 31 jokes in this category.


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What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

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What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.

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Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

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Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

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1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


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