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Here is our selection of old and corny jokes and funny stories about cannibals. There are 31 jokes in this category.

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What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.

1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.

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